Some call it "Corn Smut"

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0940/

Castle Dracula has been gone for two years, and I never knew! This is saddening! I've only been to the ride itself twice (once in the walkthrough when I was preteen age, then the boatride a year or so later), but it's the memories and, like the article writer said, seeing it year after year. Man.

Added some more links to the anti-fan art post: http://hitmonchanglove.livejournal.com/44264.html

I don't think I'll write a pro-fan art essay, but these links are good for the lulz.

Wtf wtf wtf

Ripped from the youtube version of "Face Like a Frog", one of my friends, Ardy, did this really fucking awesome animation, custom done just for meeeee (which means if you want to use it, credit Ardy). Man.

Here's the full version: http://papayakitty.com/Ardy/FLAFtest2.gif
Here is where he lives: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/ardy/

I'm going to be keeping a record of every complaint about fan art from the deviantart forums. I wish the forums had pages so I could find past topics. Expect this entry to be updated whenever new topics are found. I hope to write a good pro fan art/fiction essay one day.

http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/794412/

http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/801277/

http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/806393/ Wow, this one is just stupid, and seems to imply that anyone under 18 just draws anime and fan art. LOGIC GET

http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/812970/ Folks, we have a winner on best/worst/most generalizing complaint ever.

http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/842537/

So Bohdi (sp?) and Jenna are expecting. Aren't they kind of old? Oh well. Richard's going to be a grandaddy and Danny a great uncle. This is good. The world can never have too many Elfmans (they breed infrequently anyhow.).

Pics time!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Iveechan/bythebay.png
Remember the coatimundi and crab-eating raccoon from an earlier entry? Here are their anthro forms in a kind of old fashioned Great Depression era setting. Their names are Shelly (after my middle name Michelle and the shells of crabs) and Dimitri. I like D names.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Iveechan/phoebe120.jpg
OMG Iveechan, stop being a pedo. The rarely drawn Phoebe Dreigh, daughter of Rubin and younger sister of Tobias. The background is lazy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Iveechan/froguh_.png

Gluey and lizard!Elfman's babies. From an old Sega game called Ristar.

They went to Pittsburgh on Friday and were SOPPOSED to be back yesterday. I would enjoy being alone but there's animals I need to take care of... and the litter box stinks... and I can't find the scoop with which to clean it. I may have to resort to picking up the dumps with a makeshift plastic bag glove. Grooooooss. Puke. Predator poo is vile.

I saw Scythemantis again yesterday (site is bogleech.com). Getting more comfortable around him. Not that he SCARES me or anything, ha, I'm just really backwardsly shy and it takes me awhile to get used to people. If I had known my famblee wasn't returning, I would have made him come over to my house. Even with the skanky cat box. Nevermind.
He got me chocolate and a bondage skeleton, which are the best things one can give a girl ;D

I made up a new nameless character who is a coatimundi. For now he's a friend of my crab-eating raccoon, also nameless, and is female despite looking masculine. All pics are worksafe:
http://www.papayakitty.com/oekaki/pictures/OP_1154.png
http://www.papayakitty.com/oekaki/pictures/OP_1159.png
http://www.papayakitty.com/oekaki/pictures/OP_1172.png

In other news, I found out "Face Like A Frog" (as well as other Sally Cruikshank cartoons) is on youtube. Great for screencapping, but of course doesn't compare to having the awesome real, crisp version on DVD. Apparently the creator herself uploaded these, but it could also be an impersonator (why would she compete with her DVD sales, HM?). Anyway, the link is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOptGLEOsJ8
OMGAY, Elfman Lizard <3

ps- Ghostgecko, I didn't call you back the other day because I couldn't find your number, but I am free tomorrow and Friday.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Iveechan/lizardpron.png

Thank you, ghostgecko. As for others who don't know who these are, go here and look at "Face like a Frog: http://funonmars.com/portfolio.html As for the other guy, he's from a Sesame Street made by the same artist. I found it funny how both he and Elfman Lizard looked so similar.

One of the competitors for the visual position? Mother fucking Betsy. Why mother fucking (besides the fact that she lives with my former boss John who I still miss terribly)? She and the visual lady are friends. Not just friends, but visual lady is like a mom to Betsy (who's real mom died). Yeah, that pretty much killed my chance of having a real full time job. I need to stop making myself excited over these things.

In other news, one of my older sisters has a dog who just had puppies. She had 7 but 1 died. All boys and one girl. The mother is a double merle rough collie who is mostly white with a few greyish black spots and a bit of tan on her face and blue eyes. She's really neat looking. From what I heard she has two sable merle (like the common Lassie color but lighter) puppies and the rest are blue merle, including the girl (grey with black spots and tan markings). I want to see them SO badly.

I'm exctited about the possibilty of a full time position. Though I shouldn't be TOO excited since I'll have competition, but I have a good feeling about this job.

It is "visual". It's a one-person job which consists of putting up the big advertisement signs in the store (including the huge ones that hang from hooks on the ceiling, which I've actually put up before), dressing mannequins, putting up the seasonal decorations, and probably a bunch of other things. 5 days a week, 6 am to 2 pm, and an ACTUAL WEEKEND every week. And did I mention it's full time? Extra pay and benefits when I get insurance, yeah. And if I got it, I'd actually be trained by the person who's leaving.

Yeah. Probably not many reading this would care, but this is the main thing that's making me excited right now.

Been awhile since I've updated here... been suffering from a bad coughy, snotty cold since the week of Thanksgiving, but I think it's finally letting up. Made a bunch of drawings which I've been neglecting to show off here. How evil of me :*(

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Dear Spiny Mice,
-Why are you chewing on your plastic house when you have food in the cage? And also, why are you sleeping RIGHT OUTSIDE said plastic house instead of INSIDE it?

Dear people at work,
-Put on deoderant. My god. Some of you smell like rancid... something. See. This is why I prefer working alone (actually there's other reasons, but this is a very good one).

Dear hispanic guy at work,
-Stop fucking staring at me.

Dear drawing talent,
-Please come back to me. I've been in a rut for over a year now.

More?

I didn't update my computer security, and now certain words are highlighted which I assume lead to some spyware rigged search engine. Er. Any free spyware DELETION software suggestions for someone who's computer illiterate would help about now.

Apparently, even though more than half the people who voted wanted to have pedo-art banned from Furaffinity, it stays and now some of the good artists are leaving. Why do they leave? Do they want to pedo's to "win"? It's not like the site is going to lose money or anything from a few people leaving in a huff. I'm not big on pedo myself but I'm not uprooting my gallery from FA. I gained too many watchers already >_>...

It was a stupid thread anyhow. The TOS was contradicting, saying that pedo was both allowed and prohibited. The site always allowed pedo, but I guess because it's official, people who are against it are all offended now. Come on. If you have no pedo or "cub" art in your gallery, nobody's going to care that your art is on the same site that has pedo.

Why do people, I mean, furries, make such a big deal about reputation anyhow? You will be known for you, not your peers. So go ahead and delete your galleries and upset your watchers. It's not making a statement. It's being a dumbass who wants attention.

Oh yeah, and the admins are also fucktards for not having it banned even though more people voted in favor. Democracy at its finest, eh?

May you spend the day prancing and rolling about the house, singing to yourself, carrying grown men on your back, and be blessed with much candy. Especially Reese Cups. Here is Danny, naked, on a pumpkin: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Iveechan/pumpkindanny_fix.png

If I didn't have to work so fucking much, I would have been making better Halloween pics :/

http://pokemon.kids.yahoo.co.jp/dp/news/story/story014/story014.html?page=13

but that woman in green is incredibly sexy. I think it's her mature appearance, rather than that little jailbait nearer the bottom of the page.

stole from callingx... not friends cut because... because

1. YOUR SPY NAME: (middle name and current street name)
Michelle Selby

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
Kay Reeses

3. YOUR RAP NAME (first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name)
K Lash

4. YOUR GAMER TAG: (a favorite color, a favorite animal)
Green Sloth

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Michelle Hopewell

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Las Est Dev

7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Ellehcim Tsew

8. PORN STAR NAME: (first pet's name, the street you grew up on)
Flower Hopewell

9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile your parent(s) drives)
The Green Durango

10. YOUR ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of the main character in the last film you watched, last food you ate)
Sarah Apple

I made a fantastic discovery. Arcanine people tend to suck. Whether it's their alias, their favorite Pokemon, or their avatar at a forum, they tend to be pompous and prone to be argumentive. Yes, that's a word because I said so. Lately at Serebii there's this Arcanine avatar dude who's habitually disagreeing with me in this one thread and has difficulty getting the point of my posts. Well, that's knucklehead fire type dogs for you.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Iveechan/antimod.jpg
old pic of Iveechan me kicking the ass of a pokecommunity mod named Shining Arcanine. This is about 3 or 2 years old now. And my hatred of Arcanine shines on!

That my former Kohl's boss, John, was in my backyard and started talking to me through the kitchen window as I was doing dishes. So I invited him into the house and I said to my mom "Look, it's John!", then he makes himself at home, taking some popcorn and flipping the channel.

I could tell it was a dream because I was doing housework. I miss John :*(

I would actually have never seen this if Maneki-neko hadn't pointed it out to me, since I seldom visit my da page. But prepare to laugh and cry!

http://hitmonarch.deviantart.com/

"Art thieves get nowhere. Can't you people recognize the blatent change in style?

Don't try and tell me you're not an art theif, I can recognize several different artist's works from around da is your gallery.

And seriously, what is the point? To get pageviews and fans but yet know deep inside that you've stolen so much and aren't going anywhere at all in reality?

You can become a very good artist if you want to, I've seen wonders in improvement, don't think you can't do it.

But you'll never do it if you keep stealing art. Admit it, you're just another theif, and will forever be a nobody in the art world if you don't start drawing for yourself. There will always be that person out there that will see you as what you really are, a fake looking for false admiration.

Get your act together kid."

I'm somewhat flattered that my style is varied enough to actually get accused of being a thief. Still, even though all of my watchers (all FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY THREE OF THEM!) would know this person's a dumb ass, this still hurts. Guess I stole all those pieces of bristol and notebook paper lying around with thousands of drawings on them. And I stole all those expensive-ass prismas in my drawers and... could go on and on. Thanks for the heads up, Maneki.